I dont have feelings, cause feelings are...

Valentines day sucks. Come on America!! You make it so that I've got to buy stuff for girls that cost me tons of money, I get stupid lovey dovey things that she thinks I'll love, but obviously I dont want it, and we don't get school off, its the most pathetic excuse for a holiday ever. I'm a man, Panem has the right idea, I want weeks devoted to a bunch of kids going around and killing each other. At least during Christmas I get like 3 weeks off, and I get stuff that's actually cool. Not a heart filled with chocolate that I'll never eat or a teddy bear that I'll eventually shoot with my shotgun cause It'll look cool when it explodes. And as always, have nice day. (In Russian Accent)